So yeah, Mike and I decided to take this Bobbipins thing to the next level. Here’s this, it’s the first one. Read it.
Head on over to Part 2 for the shocking finale!
Bob: Well it’s time for your annual performance review. We value your work as a trusted employee. So everything seems to be ok, and since you don’t have any questions, you can just sign here.
Bill: …
*penis*
Bill: But I…it’s a drawing of a penis!
Bob: It’s your goddamn performance review is what it is! Sign it…
Bill: Sigh…
Bob: Now get the fuck back to work!
Wow, there’s a raise I wouldn’t want my boss to give me.