Yes my lovelies, because I care very very much for you 3, I decided to make a DOUBLE Bobbipins Halloween special post! IN COLOR!!! Hope you enjoy 🙂

Fucked Up Beef
Slimothy: So then we got kicked back to gold…
Rose de Lima:Which one is that again? Worl of Craft?
Slimothy: Dammit Rose! I told you a million times! It’s…
Rose de Lima: We are here.
Slimothy: Sweet. Gonna have me some of that fukt up beef.
Rose de Lima: Fukt up beef? Come on Slimothy, it’s not called that. Respect the Chinese culture!
Slimothy: But it’s right there on the menu…
Chef Liang: TIU! Fukt up bif! Fuk you up!
Slimothy: See? Chef Liang is all about fukt up beef.
Rose de Lima: WTF?!

My Halloween Hobo
Slimothy: …on the other hand, the Mario 2 we had here in America wasn’t even developed as a Mario in the first place. In Japan it was another game called Doku something something. Which is why it strayed so far from the conventions. I read about it on the net!
Rose de Lima: …
Halloween Hobo: Hey brother, spare some change? I haven’t eaten in weeks!
Slimothy: hahahahah! Nice costume dude! the beard and all! HAHA!
Rose de Lima: Slimothy! This is a poor homeless man!
Halloween Hobo: I’ll give you a handjob for two bucks! Come on! Let’s get freaky!
Slimothy: HAHA! You’re really in character too! The fake puke smell is awesome!
Halloween Hobo: *falls asleep, shits himself*
Slimothy: Whoa!Incredible fake diarrhea! AHAHHAHAHA!
Rose de Lima: Blerg! *throws up*