It’s Time To Make A Huge Salad

It only takes 5 minutes so here’s what you can put into a giant salad:

Bag of mixed lettuce greens
Fresh green beans
Carrot slices
2 whole endives
1 whole tomato
Handful of sliced radishes
1 can of tuna
2 heaping forkfulls of cottage cheese
Garnish with black pepper.

No salad dressing ’cause salad dressing is for pussies.

Now eat it like the animal that you are.

Big salad closeup

Gigantic Salad


2 thoughts on “It’s Time To Make A Huge Salad

  • May 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    No offence, but that looks like the food they feed the pigs here. lol

    I am a BIG time foodie, that will pretty much eat anything under the sun, but this is a bit disturbing.

  • May 14, 2012 at 7:29 pm

    If this looks like something your pigs would eat, then sign me up!

    Seriously though, when did my huge salad go “too far”. What did it? Was it the cottage cheese? Give it to me straight, man. I can take it.

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