None of you wanna hear about it. It’s only a stupid cat. Still, she’s getting put to sleep on wednesday and I’m gonna miss her. That stupid fucking cat symbolizes 9 years of my life. I mean, the 9 best years of my life. It’s sad to see her go, and with her, that youth I pissed away. Yeah yeah, I know, I’m way too emotional. Fuck you all (all of you! our thousands of readers!) 🙂

Well, cat, fare thee well. Here’s song lyrics to accompany you to the other side. Because I can’t write goddam it! (I couldn’t find good cat-related lyrics so I’m gonna have to go with My Chinchilla by Cub)

satan sucks, but you’re the best

holy smokes you passed the test

when i’m with you i feel blessed

my chinchilla

satan sucks, but you’re okay

since you came things go my way

here tomorrow, here today

my chinchilla

one day i woke up and everything was beautiful

my troubles had all fallen out the window

satan sucks but you’re divine

sitting pretty by my side

my oh my, my chinchilla