Disgusting Pre-Cooked Chicken Breast Strips

When it comes to buying pre-cooked chicken breast strips, the first question should not be “which pre-cooked chicken breast strips are the best?”, but why would you ever buy pre-cooked chicken breasts? Further, if there was to be a second question, it would simply state “why?”, while looking towards the imaginary camera.

You do see the problem with the phrase pre-cooked chicken breasts, right? If not, and even if you do, let me tell you what happened.

Rule #1. Do not do groceries while hungry

So, in a moment of complete insanity (I’m talking tongue waging raving lunatic here), I bought some pre-cooked chicken breasts. Wait. Let me back up. I was coming from an extra intense gym class and I was 99% drained. That remaining 1% of brain power I put to the task of grocery shopping. That was my second mistake. My first mistake was not preparing something to eat at home before going to the gym. So what happened instead?

I fucked up. That’s what happened.

I was thinking, “Yeah, go Paleo. Go Primal. Make a salad. All you need is some tuna, or hey, maybe get some chicken”, when I saw it.

Marc Angelo Italian Style fully cooked and seasoned chicken breasts. All sliced up too! Perfect for…a grilled chicken Caesar salad, right? Wrong. So wrong.

marc angelo pre cooked chicken breasts sliced
So why was this wrong? Well, first of all, these so-called “chicken breast strips” barely tasted like chicken. They were just…rubbery. I can’t describe it. And secondly, the seasoning was just all wrong. Maybe the rubbery texture was too much of a distraction. It’s hard to say.

Rule #2: Always remember that cooking is not as hard as it looks

And finally, do you know how easy it is to make chicken breast strips at home??? I mean, it’s just a chicken breast! What else do you need to cook a chicken breast? Some oregano? Some pepper? All purpose spice if you want to get fancy and daring?

Anyway, they may have better products than this one. All I know is that these chicken breast strips were terrible and not as advertised as on the package. So yeah, get a chicken breast and cook it yourself.

Check out them ingredients:

CHICKEN, WATER, SEASONING (MALTODEXTRIN, SPICES, DEHYDRATED VEGETABLES [TOMATO, GARLIC, ONION] , SUGAR, PARMESAN CHEESE [MILK] , AUTOLYSED YEAST EXTRACT, HERB, CITRIC ACID, VEGETABLE OIL [SOYA] , FLAVOUR [MILK] , SILICON DIOXIDE [MFG AID] ), POTASSIUM LACTATE, CANOLA OIL, SOY PROTEIN ISOLATE, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, SALT, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM DIACETATE.

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One thought on “Disgusting Pre-Cooked Chicken Breast Strips

  • February 9, 2013 at 1:11 pm
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    SALT, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, and SODIUM DIACETATE! Three knds of salt. Salt, salt and more salt.

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